Largnarlim is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, amazing centaur.

Largnarlim created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largnarlim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Largnarlim, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Largnarlim's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Largnarlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not dye your hair red.