Fumstipcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, temperamental lizard.

Fumstipcuss created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Fumstipcuss, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fumstipcuss, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Fumstipcuss' most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fumstipcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not hurt cats.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.