Gumsograk is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful swallow.

Gumsograk created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumsograk, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gumsograk, she will not care.

Gumsograk's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gumsograk's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five titanium sculptures of Gumsograk on top of important buildings.

2. Do not keep nine grasshopers in a large pit.

3. Run away from white moths, for they are unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gumsograk.

5. Always pray immersed in water.