Pithomdid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy eagle.

Pithomdid created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pithomdid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pithomdid, he will jump up and down on your head.

Pithomdid's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Pithomdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of figs to great tits while wearing magenta tights.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near badgers while wearing violet shorts and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your back.

3. Never wear fawn kilts.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pithomdid.