Hadcissas is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hadcissas created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadcissas, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hadcissas, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hadcissas' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Hadcissas' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Hadcissas in the centre of the settlement.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never feed lentils to sheep while wearing jumpers.