Ciprotnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omnipotent crab.

Ciprotnurt created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ciprotnurt, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ciprotnurt, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ciprotnurt's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Ciprotnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not keep nine turtles in a large pit.

5. Do not hurt cats.