Bessventagbop is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, kind jaguar.

Bessventagbop created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bessventagbop, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bessventagbop, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bessventagbop's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bessventagbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Bessventagbop loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not covet oxen.