Cudratnadlitsafarnjip Stragwabvegbaflargnig is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic faun.

Cudratnadlitsafarnjip Stragwabvegbaflargnig created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudratnadlitsafarnjip Stragwabvegbaflargnig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cudratnadlitsafarnjip Stragwabvegbaflargnig, she will refuse to believe in you.

Cudratnadlitsafarnjip Stragwabvegbaflargnig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Cudratnadlitsafarnjip Stragwabvegbaflargnig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cudratnadlitsafarnjip Stragwabvegbaflargnig.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near sheep while wearing pink trousers and balancing eight titanium spheres on your arms.

3. Do not hurt rats.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help ducks in need.