Babgonjad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying snail.

Babgonjad created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babgonjad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Babgonjad, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Babgonjad's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Babgonjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near geese while wearing indigo trousers.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never look at asteroids.