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She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful wren.

Negzodbutbodafmob created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negzodbutbodafmob, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Negzodbutbodafmob, she will manifest in front of you.

Negzodbutbodafmob's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Negzodbutbodafmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black shorts.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

3. Negzodbutbodafmob must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.