Vonknibfat Vonsidtonfon is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, charitable centaur.

Vonknibfat Vonsidtonfon created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vonknibfat Vonsidtonfon, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vonknibfat Vonsidtonfon, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vonknibfat Vonsidtonfon's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Vonknibfat Vonsidtonfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vonknibfat Vonsidtonfon's priests.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Vonknibfat Vonsidtonfon in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat bark.