Tensansab Ruttdogbab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy badger.

Tensansab Ruttdogbab created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tensansab Ruttdogbab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tensansab Ruttdogbab, she will turn you into a frog.

Tensansab Ruttdogbab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Tensansab Ruttdogbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to bats while wearing pink corsets.

2. Run away if five eagles approach from the west.

3. Whales are not to be trusted.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.