Bogsabmum is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, almighty slug.

Bogsabmum created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogsabmum, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bogsabmum, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bogsabmum's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bogsabmum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven doves approach from the south.

2. Never feed wheat to otters while wearing gray rings.

3. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not covet oxen.