Botgamyog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet gnu.

Botgamyog created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Botgamyog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Botgamyog, he will destroy your home solar system.

Botgamyog's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Botgamyog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.