Rutpigveg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, loving snail.

Rutpigveg created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Rutpigveg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rutpigveg, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rutpigveg's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Rutpigveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Put Rutpigveg first in all things.

3. Do not take Rutpigveg's name in vain.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.