Pibpodaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, bad-tempered elephant.

Pibpodaf created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibpodaf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pibpodaf, it will turn you into a hamster.

Pibpodaf's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Pibpodaf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet bats, for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pibpodaf.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.