Hatmabcud is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful centaur.

Hatmabcud created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatmabcud, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hatmabcud, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hatmabcud's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hatmabcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about quantum field theory.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not take Hatmabcud's name in vain.

5. Never wear pink skirts.