Mobrowcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing grasshopper.

Mobrowcuss created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobrowcuss, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mobrowcuss, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Mobrowcuss' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Mobrowcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near doves while wearing white shirts and balancing three zinc spheres on your legs.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Run away from mauve ants, for they are unholy.