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She takes the form of a plump, fast manatee.

Gathitrawtifsag Nutgepnurldadmincisslunbet created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gathitrawtifsag Nutgepnurldadmincisslunbet, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gathitrawtifsag Nutgepnurldadmincisslunbet, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gathitrawtifsag Nutgepnurldadmincisslunbet's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gathitrawtifsag Nutgepnurldadmincisslunbet's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Never talk about manatees.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never mention snails.

5. Never wear cyan ear rings.