Cabnurfar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, proud raccoon.

Cabnurfar created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabnurfar, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cabnurfar, it will manifest in front of you.

Cabnurfar's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cabnurfar's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are not to be trusted.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Do not make images of living things.