Bastdosscidyokhivruttbatvin Sighivkab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, boastful wyvern.

Bastdosscidyokhivruttbatvin Sighivkab created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastdosscidyokhivruttbatvin Sighivkab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bastdosscidyokhivruttbatvin Sighivkab, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bastdosscidyokhivruttbatvin Sighivkab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bastdosscidyokhivruttbatvin Sighivkab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help snails in need.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Bastdosscidyokhivruttbatvin Sighivkab loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about gravity.