Quimpasjat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, intelligent fairy.

Quimpasjat created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quimpasjat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quimpasjat, she will manifest in front of you.

Quimpasjat's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Quimpasjat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.