Stikgovsog is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, proud donkey.

Stikgovsog created Asia eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stikgovsog, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Stikgovsog, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Stikgovsog's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Stikgovsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.