Mutkadxucpangbassjapponnul is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient salamander.

Mutkadxucpangbassjapponnul created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutkadxucpangbassjapponnul, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mutkadxucpangbassjapponnul, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mutkadxucpangbassjapponnul's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Mutkadxucpangbassjapponnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about tapirs.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not keep eight horses in a large pit.