Listgilcunbunkipriltail is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, narcissistic frog.

Listgilcunbunkipriltail created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listgilcunbunkipriltail, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Listgilcunbunkipriltail, she will throw large rocks at you.

Listgilcunbunkipriltail's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Listgilcunbunkipriltail's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snails.

2. Erect three iron sculptures of Listgilcunbunkipriltail on top of important buildings.

3. Never run in the presence of ducks.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.