Pidsislun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate snail.

Pidsislun created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidsislun, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pidsislun, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pidsislun's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Pidsislun's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never feed lots of nuts to rats while wearing pink trousers.

5. Do not chop down trees.