Fidflapdab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, emotional crab.

Fidflapdab created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidflapdab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fidflapdab, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fidflapdab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fidflapdab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fidflapdab.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never think about special relativity.