Mipcipmap Sascidtam is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, dishonourable penguin.

Mipcipmap Sascidtam created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipcipmap Sascidtam, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mipcipmap Sascidtam, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Mipcipmap Sascidtam's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Mipcipmap Sascidtam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never eat tomatoes.