Ziglimwot is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered dugong.

Ziglimwot created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ziglimwot, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ziglimwot, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Ziglimwot's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Ziglimwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Ziglimwot must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never talk about pigs.

5. Do not kill frogs.