Pangrapceb is a god.

He takes the form of a small, conceited naga.

Pangrapceb created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangrapceb, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pangrapceb, he will be very unhappy.

Pangrapceb's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Pangrapceb's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pangrapceb.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not keep six ducks in a large pit.