Pidspagjipgof is a god.

She takes the form of a large, annoying rhinoceros.

Pidspagjipgof created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidspagjipgof, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pidspagjipgof, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pidspagjipgof's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Pidspagjipgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bread to gulls while wearing magenta rings.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near foxes while wearing pink ear rings and balancing four zinc spheres on your arms.

4. Never paint your neck mauve.

5. Run away if three whales approach from the west.