Wapmiflognarl is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic shark.

Wapmiflognarl created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapmiflognarl, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wapmiflognarl, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wapmiflognarl's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Wapmiflognarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Never feed pineapples to birds while wearing shoes.

5. Always help sharks in need.