Pogquamfas is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful jaguar.

Pogquamfas created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Pogquamfas, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pogquamfas, it will remove you from existence.

Pogquamfas' most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Pogquamfas' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pogquamfas.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.