Listcunlab is a god.

He takes the form of a large, fast fish.

Listcunlab created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listcunlab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Listcunlab, he will remove you from existence.

Listcunlab's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Listcunlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Worship no other gods but Listcunlab.