Tafquaffablidpidlunyarthas Safmiploop Jenarpjappoggabdob is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless donkey.

Tafquaffablidpidlunyarthas Safmiploop Jenarpjappoggabdob created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafquaffablidpidlunyarthas Safmiploop Jenarpjappoggabdob, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tafquaffablidpidlunyarthas Safmiploop Jenarpjappoggabdob, she will try to impress you with trees.

Tafquaffablidpidlunyarthas Safmiploop Jenarpjappoggabdob's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Tafquaffablidpidlunyarthas Safmiploop Jenarpjappoggabdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt geese.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Retreat if nine voles approach from the north.

4. Run away from violet pigs, for they are unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.