Parkbabbet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, fast ferret.

Parkbabbet created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkbabbet, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Parkbabbet, it will strike you with lightening.

Parkbabbet's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Parkbabbet's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Parkbabbet.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Feed all hungry pigs.