Ruthinontflagsaskomrulben is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, slow manatee.

Ruthinontflagsaskomrulben created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruthinontflagsaskomrulben, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ruthinontflagsaskomrulben, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ruthinontflagsaskomrulben's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Ruthinontflagsaskomrulben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ruthinontflagsaskomrulben loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not covet oxen.