Vinpakcin is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing wren.

Vinpakcin created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinpakcin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vinpakcin, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Vinpakcin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Vinpakcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Run away if eight hamsters approach from the west.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Never paint your neck red.

5. Never talk about fire.