Shavpomdot is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, passionate walrus.

Shavpomdot created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavpomdot, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Shavpomdot, she will turn you into a plant.

Shavpomdot's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Shavpomdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs white.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. You must pray to Shavpomdot three times a day.

4. Never wear violet trousers.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.