Sitarnlig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able chicken.

Sitarnlig created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitarnlig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sitarnlig, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Sitarnlig's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sitarnlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick horses.

2. Feed all hungry ducks.

3. Sitarnlig must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must pray to Sitarnlig eight times a day.

5. Never paint your chest white.