Yatvedjad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, calm wolf.

Yatvedjad created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatvedjad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yatvedjad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Yatvedjad's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Yatvedjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yatvedjad's priests.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.