Metquagdan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical wasp.

Metquagdan created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Metquagdan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Metquagdan, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Metquagdan's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Metquagdan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

3. Always help aardvarks.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Feed all hungry squirrels.