Rilbamstanvagzogyak is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, tranquil bat.

Rilbamstanvagzogyak created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilbamstanvagzogyak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rilbamstanvagzogyak, he will come to you in dreams.

Rilbamstanvagzogyak's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Rilbamstanvagzogyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Rilbamstanvagzogyak in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never mention rats.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.