Farnrennig is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, impressive wren.

Farnrennig created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnrennig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Farnrennig, he will make you grow a tail.

Farnrennig's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Farnrennig's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Run away if five birds approach from the east.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Never look in ponds.