Weetitfob is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, ill-tempered elephant.

Weetitfob created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Weetitfob, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Weetitfob, he will be very unhappy.

Weetitfob's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Weetitfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Erect five tin sculptures of Weetitfob on top of important buildings.

4. Always help capybaras.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.