Binjarnlen is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, confident cobra.

Binjarnlen created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binjarnlen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Binjarnlen, she will come to you in dreams.

Binjarnlen's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Binjarnlen's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Binjarnlen three times a day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Binjarnlen on top of important buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.