Sawsuggad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, witty elephant.

Sawsuggad created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawsuggad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawsuggad, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sawsuggad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sawsuggad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sawsuggad.

2. Hide if nine moths approach from the north.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.