Nulltarggess is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, prudent seal.

Nulltarggess created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulltarggess, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nulltarggess, he will curse you with boils.

Nulltarggess' most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Nulltarggess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not kill badgers.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.