Genbogkik is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, boastful fish.

Genbogkik created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Genbogkik, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Genbogkik, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Genbogkik's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Genbogkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four ants in a large pit.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

3. Never feed rice to monkeys while wearing coats.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.