Dadstragran is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered yak.

Dadstragran created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadstragran, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dadstragran, he will be very unhappy.

Dadstragran's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dadstragran's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured rats.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Dadstragran in the centre of the settlement.